thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize