I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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