You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Randomize
