And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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