kristin has been a bad kristin
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
high people should be assigned attendants
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You're a disaster
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