I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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