Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
