Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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