Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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