Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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