Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
