I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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