I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The air was thick with penises
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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