I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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