So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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