I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
well you can't waste a boner
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Randomize
