the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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