i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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