We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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