Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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