dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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