Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Randomize
