I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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