She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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