how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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