We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The adults are the big ones right?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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