Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
