: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
