he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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