you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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