what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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