He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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