what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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