I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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