Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
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