yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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