Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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