I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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