just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
it glows. i had to have it.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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