Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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