I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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