Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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