Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
handjob tips. give me some.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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