Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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