so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You can make out without kissing
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