We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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