that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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