when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Someone signed my nipple.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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