She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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