is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
God I need to hump something, right now.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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