we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
You did what with his pubic hair?
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