we have pet lesbian snakes
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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