She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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